All The Tech You Need. Zero Hassle.

For folks who just want to run their business without worrying about the tech behind it. FUBAR Valley is your single point of contact for a professional online presence.

The True Cost of Doing It Yourself

Website Hosting

Typical Provider: Hostinger, Bluehost

Monthly Cost: $3 – $20

Your Headache: Separate hosting account

Business Email

Typical Provider: Google Workspace, Namecheap

Monthly Cost: $2 – $22/user

Your Headache: Another login for every address

Answering Service

Typical Provider: Smith.ai, Ruby

Monthly Cost: $95 – $300+

Your Headache: Outsourced strangers answering calls

Phone Support

Typical Provider: Citadel Blue, local IT

Monthly Cost: $75 – $300+/hr

Your Headache: You call and wait

Total

Monthly Cost: $100–$642+

Annual Cost: $1,200–$7,704+

Your Headache: Multiple bills, multiple headaches

FUBAR Valley vs. The Rest

FUBAR Valley’s Single Solution

  • One flat, predictable bill
  • No accounts to manage
  • Your liaison calls you
  • We know your business
Starting at $45 / month or $495 / year

The Multi-Provider Model

  • Separate bills for hosting, email, and calls
  • Different logins and passwords
  • Wasting time on hold
  • Explaining your business over and over
$100 – $642+

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Stop worrying about the tech. Keep focusing on your work.

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