Who we are

This privacy policy describes how FUBAR Valley LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”) collects and uses information when you visit fubarvalley.com. We keep things simple: we only use standard server logs and Google Analytics. We do not use advertising trackers, pixels, social media beacons, session replay, fingerprinting, or data brokers.

What we collect

Server logs

When you visit our site, our hosting provider automatically records standard server logs for security and reliability. This typically includes:

• Request details: pages requested, date/time, and referring page
• Technical data: IP address, user agent (browser, OS), and basic network information
• Status metadata: HTTP status codes and error diagnostics

We use these logs to operate, secure, debug, and maintain the site.

Google Analytics

We use Google Analytics to understand aggregate site usage (for example, which pages are most visited and general geography at a coarse level). Google Analytics sets cookies or similar identifiers to measure visits, interactions, and traffic sources. We do not use Google Analytics advertising features or share analytics data for advertising.

How we use information

• Operate the site: deliver pages, maintain availability, and improve performance
• Security: detect, prevent, and investigate abuse or attacks
• Insights: understand aggregate usage to improve content and navigation

What we don’t do

• No ads or retargeting: we do not run advertising cookies or remarketing
• No profiling: we don’t create personal profiles or sell personal information
• No unnecessary tracking: we don’t use heatmaps, session replay, or fingerprinting

Cookies and similar technologies

Our site may set strictly necessary cookies for core functionality. Google Analytics may set cookies (or use similar storage) to measure site usage. You can control cookies through your browser settings and privacy tools.

Data retention

• Server logs: retained for a limited period necessary for security and operations, then deleted or anonymized
• Analytics data: retained in Google Analytics per our account settings and Google’s policies

Sharing and disclosure

• Service providers: hosting and analytics providers who process data on our behalf under appropriate safeguards
• Legal: disclosure if required to comply with law or protect rights, safety, and security
• No sale: we do not sell personal information

Security

We use reasonable technical and organizational measures to protect information. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure, but we work to prevent unauthorized access and reduce risk.

Regional notices and your choices

Depending on where you live, you may have rights to access, correct, delete, or restrict the use of your personal information. You can also object to certain processing or request portability where applicable. To exercise these rights or ask questions, contact us using the details below. We may need to verify your request.

Children’s privacy

Our site is not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If you believe a child has provided personal information, please contact us so we can delete it.

Changes to this policy

We may update this policy from time to time. When we do, we’ll change the “Last updated” date at the top. We encourage you to review this policy periodically.

Payment & Refund Policy

Payments: Payment is due before services are rendered unless otherwise agreed in writing. You agree to provide accurate billing information and authorize us to charge your selected payment method.

Refunds: Refunds may be issued at our discretion for services not delivered or if there is a clear failure on our part. To request a refund, contact policy@fubarvalley.com within 7 days of the original service date.

Non-refundable Services: Custom consulting, diagnostics, and time-based services are non-refundable once delivered. This includes any work that has been initiated or completed based on your request.

Chargebacks: Initiating a chargeback without first contacting us may result in suspension of services and future account restrictions. We encourage you to reach out to resolve any concerns before disputing a charge.

Policy Updates: We may revise this Payment & Refund Policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date.

Disclaimer

Fubar Valley LLC provides all services and content on this website “as is” and without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We make no representations or guarantees regarding the accuracy, reliability, or availability of our services.

We do not warrant that our services will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free. You acknowledge that use of our website and services is at your own risk.

Fubar Valley LLC is not responsible for any damages resulting from the use or inability to use our services, including but not limited to loss of data, business interruption, or financial loss.

We are not liable for failures or issues caused by third-party providers, including hosting, payment processors, or software integrations.

This disclaimer applies to the fullest extent permitted by law and survives termination of your use of our services.